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"breaking news: a ziplock bag full of wood screws wins man booker prize" goddammit
9,233 followers     Edmonton, Alberta     Reply Retweet Favorite
today i am as good a writer as a ziplock bag full of wood screws
9,233 followers     Edmonton, Alberta     Reply Retweet Favorite
@ThisAintMar @SyzygyAlliance @smallcrobarr @Dewy413 @iris2k @JessSoSoft yo mar ur shot is tighter than...a ziplock baggie 🤪
24 followers     Los Angeles, CA     Reply Retweet Favorite
RT @L0_0ney: @AirCanada ↪Beware: Balding man at YYZ @GTAAONLINE @TorontoPearson Air Canada Rouge, Terminal 1 screening area is…
802 followers     Toronto, Ontario, Canada     Reply Retweet Favorite
Weed friends, what kind of bags do you use to clean your pieces? I usually take a ziplock and fill it with salt an…
1,271 followers     3401 E Lafayette St, Detroit     Reply Retweet Favorite
Notice: Low calorie candy should always be stored in the refrigerator, covered, for up to 1 week. Any longer and…
142 followers     23. esp/eng     Reply Retweet Favorite
zach wilson is a ziplock bag of expired chinese food
420 followers     Georgia, USA     Reply Retweet Favorite
@Tinoladobo Easy peasy, it will work for sure. I could just eat it straight. I’d freeze in ziplock bags in portions…
3,231 followers     Western North Carolina, USA     Reply Retweet Favorite
Really was bouto get in my ziplock last night… then boom. Shut down 😬
1,107 followers     On the sounds     Reply Retweet Favorite
Everytime I hit West Oakland (which is maybe 2 to 3 times a week) I always play Ziplock by @sabaPIVOT immediately.…
103 followers     Bay Area     Reply Retweet Favorite
@emmettdoog My guys are the same….I think it’s more the ziplock bad opening and the food is a bonus😂😂😂
377 followers     NJ     Reply Retweet Favorite
programador dart/flutter é um ziplock
2,320 followers     Goiânia/Vitória     Reply Retweet Favorite
Just seen a woman in town talking to her phone while on speaker. She was wearing rubber gloves and her phone was in…
120 followers     Breck Road, Liverpool     Reply Retweet Favorite
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Macoia é bão demais. Já tenho uns 100g só de sementes. Cada ziplock é um tipo diferente das macoias que fumei. De c…
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movie at moma? hold on lemme put my phone in a ziplock, grab a bag of sun chips, and a space blanket
240 followers     Woods     Reply Retweet Favorite
I remember one time I got in trouble bc my cat actually pissed on my homework and the teacher wanted proof so the n…
150 followers     Ko//It/They//DMs Open     Reply Retweet Favorite
@Duugongue You know what you won't go to prison for? Make a fake company (HighAF organic herbs), and in a Ziplock b…
203 followers     Reply Retweet Favorite
RT @Nolamama69: @_no_funeral @thetomzone “I’ve filled a ziplock baggie with cream of mushroom soup and pretended it’s a boob so I K…
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@tinytattooer I gotchu 😤 I also used to freeze mine overnight with ziplock bags of water to expand them before I’d…
2,562 followers     British Columbia, Canada     Reply Retweet Favorite