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"breaking news: a ziplock bag full of wood screws wins man booker prize" goddammit
9,233 followers     Edmonton, Alberta     Reply Retweet Favorite
today i am as good a writer as a ziplock bag full of wood screws
9,233 followers     Edmonton, Alberta     Reply Retweet Favorite
@ThisAintMar @SyzygyAlliance @smallcrobarr @Dewy413 @iris2k @JessSoSoft yo mar ur shot is tighter than...a ziplock baggie 🤪
24 followers     Los Angeles, CA     Reply Retweet Favorite
RT @L0_0ney: @AirCanada ↪Beware: Balding man at YYZ @GTAAONLINE @TorontoPearson Air Canada Rouge, Terminal 1 screening area is… https://t.co/rhwSoGvCUg
802 followers     Toronto, Ontario, Canada     Reply Retweet Favorite
Weed friends, what kind of bags do you use to clean your pieces? I usually take a ziplock and fill it with salt an… https://t.co/WbHk3z2gmc
1,271 followers     3401 E Lafayette St, Detroit     Reply Retweet Favorite
Notice: Low calorie candy should always be stored in the refrigerator, covered, for up to 1 week. Any longer and… https://t.co/0ae6cPfpO2
142 followers     23. esp/eng     Reply Retweet Favorite
zach wilson is a ziplock bag of expired chinese food
420 followers     Georgia, USA     Reply Retweet Favorite
@Tinoladobo Easy peasy, it will work for sure. I could just eat it straight. I’d freeze in ziplock bags in portions… https://t.co/FtiF9wqdbG
3,231 followers     Western North Carolina, USA     Reply Retweet Favorite
Really was bouto get in my ziplock last night… then boom. Shut down 😬
1,107 followers     On the sounds     Reply Retweet Favorite
Everytime I hit West Oakland (which is maybe 2 to 3 times a week) I always play Ziplock by @sabaPIVOT immediately.… https://t.co/RgXGBabTdA
103 followers     Bay Area     Reply Retweet Favorite
@emmettdoog My guys are the same….I think it’s more the ziplock bad opening and the food is a bonus😂😂😂
377 followers     NJ     Reply Retweet Favorite
programador dart/flutter é um ziplock https://t.co/weEdduXuFm
2,320 followers     Goiânia/Vitória     Reply Retweet Favorite
Just seen a woman in town talking to her phone while on speaker. She was wearing rubber gloves and her phone was in… https://t.co/aQQEAIJ0JL
120 followers     Breck Road, Liverpool     Reply Retweet Favorite
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Macoia é bão demais. Já tenho uns 100g só de sementes. Cada ziplock é um tipo diferente das macoias que fumei. De c… https://t.co/pSijQUUNRy
10 followers     Reply Retweet Favorite
movie at moma? hold on lemme put my phone in a ziplock, grab a bag of sun chips, and a space blanket
240 followers     Woods     Reply Retweet Favorite
I remember one time I got in trouble bc my cat actually pissed on my homework and the teacher wanted proof so the n… https://t.co/XmKPk12aso
150 followers     Ko//It/They//DMs Open     Reply Retweet Favorite
@Duugongue You know what you won't go to prison for? Make a fake company (HighAF organic herbs), and in a Ziplock b… https://t.co/mc7TSQ3p3U
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RT @Nolamama69: @_no_funeral @thetomzone “I’ve filled a ziplock baggie with cream of mushroom soup and pretended it’s a boob so I K… https://t.co/knO7P8rEzb
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@tinytattooer I gotchu 😤 I also used to freeze mine overnight with ziplock bags of water to expand them before I’d… https://t.co/mw4sGZI04g
2,562 followers     British Columbia, Canada     Reply Retweet Favorite