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@_washkey @jrbrowne21 @UncleJu_ @WDPiBrandon Spankings people. Spankings. My dad is not Donald Trump.
20 followers     Wichita, KS     Reply Retweet Favorite
RT @_SJPeace_: He said "Her mama gone and she wouldn’t take the bottle, so I had to trick her" 😂😂😂 This is so funny, i'm crying… https://t.co/r1pSohNJXr
207 followers     Rumah Bapak-Ibuk     Reply Retweet Favorite
My dad has had three strokes, but he just shot me a look, and I turned to my mom: “if you don’t stop talking, he’s… https://t.co/cePYX0fyWL
14,106 followers     United States     Reply Retweet Favorite
RT @_SJPeace_: He said "Her mama gone and she wouldn’t take the bottle, so I had to trick her" 😂😂😂 This is so funny, i'm crying… https://t.co/r1pSohNJXr
194 followers     Washington, USA     Reply Retweet Favorite
Luke sees his deadbeat dad, it’s in sight.
283 followers     Pear Wiggler     Reply Retweet Favorite
RT @Ascot_Friday: I'd ask my dad or older fans at tailgates if they'd ever seen anything like it. Out of respect they'd mention the g… https://t.co/AwUZP7RYi2
961 followers     Fingers in the Dirt!     Reply Retweet Favorite
My dad smoking gas at the fire station https://t.co/Gk1R0HuCVG
1,021 followers     Seattle, WA     Reply Retweet Favorite
My dad just told me I’m wrong and to go eat a hamburger bun
167 followers     taurus ↑ pisces ☼ scorpio☽     Reply Retweet Favorite
RT @_SJPeace_: He said "Her mama gone and she wouldn’t take the bottle, so I had to trick her" 😂😂😂 This is so funny, i'm crying… https://t.co/r1pSohNJXr
80 followers     Reply Retweet Favorite
RT @MichaelAziaya: When your trying to give your Dad the postcode but the heats getting to him 😪😟🥵 https://t.co/17tjiJ1ZQt
973 followers     Reply Retweet Favorite
I keep getting characteristics from my Dad these days...I LOVE it!!! 😎
393 followers     Indy East, Indianapolis     Reply Retweet Favorite
@arletteee1995 I’ve seen my dad make it every year 🙄🙄🙄 lol we can help each other out
679 followers     Its Missouri Bitch 🇲🇽     Reply Retweet Favorite
RT @_SJPeace_: He said "Her mama gone and she wouldn’t take the bottle, so I had to trick her" 😂😂😂 This is so funny, i'm crying… https://t.co/r1pSohNJXr
103 followers     Reply Retweet Favorite
RT @NumbersMuncher: [November 18, 2029] Kid: Dad - when did our country become so united and started actually working together again?… https://t.co/nq0pW48Pll
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RT @TonyKhan: @RandyOrton @CMPunk @WWEonFOX @VinceMcMahon I thought you only tagged me in your posts when you were grasping for l… https://t.co/yoTcpDbuEX
72 followers     New Jersey, USA     Reply Retweet Favorite
I get mad at mila and here comes superhero dad. Me caga!!
248 followers     Reply Retweet Favorite
@HunchoHokage_ All these had me in tears 🤧🤧 plus that scene where shikamaru’s dad helped him cope with what happene… https://t.co/yt6YvEuENl
1,244 followers     MIAMI ;*     Reply Retweet Favorite
RT @RadiationGhoul: My dad is helping me clean my apartment. He picked up my vr controller and asked "Do I wanna know what this is? I'm… https://t.co/hHhFhykkjD
59 followers     Reply Retweet Favorite
Me every week: I absolutely hate eating meat My dad: okay lets have burgers every time you come over!! Me: 😝😞
547 followers     Cleveland, OH     Reply Retweet Favorite
RT @NumbersMuncher: [November 18, 2029] Kid: Dad - when did our country become so united and started actually working together again?… https://t.co/nq0pW48Pll
5,482 followers     Washington, DC     Reply Retweet Favorite