RT @shitmydadsays: "Honesty and being an asshole are 2 towns in the same state. As a dad, you got houses in both but you try to only vacation in assholeville."

      RT @shitmydadsays: "Honesty and being an asshole are 2 towns in the same state. As a dad, you got houses in both but you try to only vacation in assholeville."

      RT @shitmydadsays: My dad's been working on a novel for 40 years that's finally coming out. I asked him to tell people what it's about: http://t.co/n1o4CFTTxb

      RT @shitmydadsays: "No. You don't read news. You read stuff you agree with. Just because somebody's shit smells like yours, doesn't mean it's not still shit."

      RT @shitmydadsays: "Honesty and being an asshole are 2 towns in the same state. As a dad, you got houses in both but you try to only vacation in assholeville."

      RT @shitmydadsays: "Anyone who thinks they know what's best for 300 million people is a titanic asshole. So we're just voting for king of the assholes."

      RT @shitmydadsays: "Honesty and being an asshole are 2 towns in the same state. As a dad, you got houses in both but you try to only vacation in assholeville."

      RT @shitmydadsays: "Honesty and being an asshole are 2 towns in the same state. As a dad, you got houses in both but you try to only vacation in assholeville."

      RT @shitmydadsays: "Honesty and being an asshole are 2 towns in the same state. As a dad, you got houses in both but you try to only vacation in assholeville."

      RT @shitmydadsays: "Honesty and being an asshole are 2 towns in the same state. As a dad, you got houses in both but you try to only vacation in assholeville."